“There is a funny part in the movie where my character gets angry at the end of a book and he throws the book out the window. I think many of us already want to do this, especially when a character dies.” - Bradley Cooper
(Source: ttreacherous, via dannaofthesea)
"What a beautiful wedding."
- the bridesmaid (to the waiter)
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when you surprise a bitch in spanish
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"For R. Kelly, comparing pussy to a cookie (on, well, ‘Cookie’) is not a one-bar metaphor. It is instead an entire song in which he sings about ‘lick[ing] the middle like an Oreo.’ This is the power of R. Kelly: It will be impossible to eat an Oreo for a while without thinking of cunnilingus. He has fundamentally altered your existence."
- Jordan Sargent reviews R. Kelly’s latest album, Black Panties. (via pitchfork)